I wrote New Year’s resolutions for 2017 but I skipped last year because I had a baby, etc. This year it’s back because there are a few urgent things Taiwan really needs to take care of. Here’s my wishlist for 2019…
1. Close the entire main strip of Kenting for renovations
Let’s follow Boracay’s lead and make Kenting great again, am I right?
2. Do a complete audit of all government websites
And make three piles: keep, trash, redesign.
3. Give Focus Taiwan a digital makeover
Focus Taiwan is the face of the government-financed Central News Agency. The current version of its website was launched April 2011, which in internet years is basically the 1970s. Can Focus Taiwan please have a new logo, new website, new everything?
Why? Because the world already doesn’t give a crap about stories from Taiwan. Can we not look completely irrelevant while they’re ignoring us? And because I’ve now given up on the Taipei Times. (See post: It’s Not Too Late to Save the Taipei Times)
The only hope is if a smart billionaire swoops in and saves Taipei Times in 2019 (its 20th anniversary, by the way) like what happened with the Los Angeles Times.
4. Blow up the entire Taiwan Tourism Bureau
Just kidding! But not really.
Taiwan Tourism Bureau is Taiwan’s equivalent of the NYC subway. We need it, but it just doesn’t work, it’s a huge waste of money and it’s pissing everyone off. Fixing the TTB won’t be easy but we have to try, right?
It might make sense to start with something like the NYC subway is doing. They set up a public-private initiative called the Transit Tech Lab to inject smart people and new ideas to start turning things around.
5. Modernize banking. I beg of you, please.
Taiwan’s banking system doesn’t give the impression this is a good place to do business. At all. Step inside a bank branch on Dunhua South Road and it’s like walking into a time before the internet existed. Papers everywhere. Log into your online bank account and it’s like 2004. No UX to speak of.
Will it take a Panama Papers-type exposé to force banks to modernize? Or do we have to wait until an accidental fire burns down the entire banking system in Taiwan?
6. Start treating “migrant workers” as people
One day Taiwan will look back on how we treat so-called “migrant workers” with a deep sense of shame and regret. I’m sick of reading news articles about SE Asians working in Taiwan as if they’re second class citizens.
A group of SE Asians is volunteering inside the MRT on New Year’s Eve and the headline reduces them to “migrant workers”. An Indonesian man dies in Taichung and he’s described as just a “migrant worker”. Both of those articles are from the Central News Agency.
The racism is already so ingrained. New Bloom Mag just reported a recent case of SE Asian students in Taiwan being forced to work illegally in factories as if they’re, you know, migrant workers. It’s not just the media, it’s society in general and it’s disgusting.
7. Build a bubble tea museum or stinky tofu museum
Yokohama has a ramen museum. Seoul has a kimchi museum. Where is Taiwan’s bubble team museum or stinky tofu museum? Gastro-diplomacy is a real thing and Taiwan needs to do a better job telling its own food stories.
Apparently the Ministry of Economic Affairs started a campaign back in 2010 and already spent US$34 million on gastro-diplomacy. If that’s the case, where the hell is the bubble tea museum?! Where did that money go?
8. Make Taipei and other cities more pedestrian-centric
Taipei needs to make it easier and safer for the elderly, wheelchair-bound and injured to get around. I can’t stand the sidewalks that can’t fit two people, let alone two strollers or wheelchairs. I absolutely hate that zebra crossings are ignored by drivers of all types of vehicles. If pedestrians have the green light to walk, why are cars and taxis cutting in front?
I can’t stand potholes and uneven sidewalks that never get fixed. And why don’t sidewalks have consistent ramps?
9. Focus on nightlife and night tourism
There’s got to be more than just night markets, right? So what else can tourists do at night?
There’s talk of Taipei 101 opening a skybar. This makes total sense. Or maybe a city initiative to get some local restaurants to serve food til later than usual, perhaps 10pm? Can you think of anything else? (Don’t say shrimping or I’ll puke.)
10. Reclaim @taiwan on Twitter, by force if necessary
I’m joking, Winson.
11. No more government-sponsored logo competitions
Just hire professional designers! It’ll save some embarrassment like what happened when the KMT crowdsourced a logo and ended up with a ridiculous chicken.
Or when the Ministry of the Interior crowdsourced potential designs for a new national ID card. The official “jury” picked a winner with 46 votes, while the design with 90,000+ votes simply won the popularity contest. Cue backlash.
12. Speaking of logos, appoint a Design Minister
Someone to make sure all the government’s logos, mascots, websites look like they were created in the past 5 years. The role could start with Taipei.
Helsinki has had a Chief Design Officer since September 2016, and they were also World Design Capital in 2012, just like Taipei.
I actually have someone in mind. Micky Du is a Taiwan-born, Taipei-based, award-winning designer with 20+ years of experience in South Africa and Australia. He’ll be traveling to Germany in January to serve on the iF Design Award 2019 jury. Micky’s mix of Asian and Western design experience is exactly what Taiwan needs.
13. Ban paper sky lanterns
You know, the lanterns that people write on, take a photo with, then release into the sky. But what happens after isn’t as romantic. All those paper lanterns come back down as trash.
14. Ban shark’s fin already
Unlike when Taiwan inexplicably decided to ban eating dog and cat meat in 2017, a law banning shark’s fin would actually make an environmental impact and annoy all the hotels.
That’s my wishlist for Taiwan in 2019! What are yours?
Lol’ed at the MTA comparison to the TTB. Very well written .
Love it! Just found your blog and liking it a lot. Thank you, Kathy!
Thank you so much for writing this, I’m not the only sane foreigner to live in Taiwan. Keep up the good fight!
Taiwan: get serious about internationally promoting your amazing natural resources; your mountains, hiking, forests and cycling. You have a chance of becoming the ‘Asian New Zealand’ as an aspirational location for sports and the outdoors.
Whoever puts on the Taiwan KOM (http://www.taiwankom.org/en/) has done an excellent job promoting internationally, and it pops up in ride ‘bucket lists’ all over the place.
When people visit for the KOM, get them over to the factories to see their bikes being made, and promote Taiwan’s home-grown brands.
Taking it to the next level, achieve major visibility of Taiwan’s world-beating cycling industry by funding a Worldtour cycle team. Kazakhstan does this with Astana, and the UK’s de-facto outfit is Team Sky. Imagine a team running all-Taiwanese bikes, components and clothing – riding in formation down the Champs Elysee in Paris.